Damn, this has to be the most clothes I’ve seen Jessica Simpson wear in quite some time.  You’d think with the singer/actress being on the television show The View she would have at least wear something more modern. But then again, the show does target an older demographic.

Now I’m going to have to settle for looking at these Brooke Hogan pictures from Maxim – and that really depresses me! Damn you, Jessica Simpson!

We haven’t had much of Demi Moore are here lately, so I figured what the hell now is as good of time as any.  Here are some quick pictures of Demi Moore at the Trump International Hotel Opening in Dubai, so enjoy!

Oh, and what is up with Dubai? Everyone and their momma is moving or building something over there! I don’t know, but I think it’s time the NewsToob world headquarters thought about relocating! If it’s good enough for Donald Trump, it’s bound to be decent.

Ali Larter knows how to please in these Allure Magazine pictures.  She knows that all the guys want to see her half-naked, hell butt-naked as a matter a fact, but that probably won’t happen soon!  Shit, I was just looking back through all the Ali Larter photos  we have here and now I’m thinking these are the hottest photos of her yet!

The bad thing about these pictures is that I’m going to be comparing every new Ali Larter picture set to these now.  Hey, that doesn’t sound too bad at all.  I think I’m on to something here, I’ll be back later!

OK, I want your opinion on these Brooke Hogan Maxim Magazine pictures.  Someone try and tell me that these pictures were not air brushed, come on now!  Normally, I have a hard time deciding whether Brooke is hot or not.

Well, we already have an idea on what her dad, Hulk Hogan, thinks of Brooke’s body.  Just take a look back at those pictures of him rubbing all over her ass… now that’s family love!

These Anne Hathaway pictures from the July 2008 edition of InStyle Magazine are just OK in my opinion.  We have seen Anne look a lot better in the past, if you ask me.  It’s Friday so I just don’t care and Anne Hathaway always has a place here in my book!

Alright now, this is what I’m talking about!  Bikini candids of Vanessa Minnillo always seem to make my day a little bit brighter.  Of course, these kind of photos aren’t really a new thing for Vanessa being that she always seems to be out and about wearing a bikini. 

It seems Vanessa Minnillo has figured out that this is the only way she can get any attention at all. And don’t get me wrong, there is no complaining going on from me!

Audrina Patridge is not really know for any skills. She doesn’t have great acting skills and she’s not all that athletic. Hell, I don’t even think she has likability skills. Is that a word? Oh yes, spellcheck say it is!Anyway, Audrina doesn’t bring a whole lot to the world, but she does have a few fans out there that love her.

And then there are all the horny guys that just want to drool all over her pictures. So horny guys, these Audrina Patridge photos are for you! You know who you are.

Oh my God! I just do not know about this shit!  TMZ is claiming Verne Troyer, a.k.a. Mini-Me, has a sex tape out!  This is just fucking disturbing if you ask me. A Vern Troyer sex tape?  I haven’t even seen the so called sex tape (and don’t plan to!) and I’m already losing my dinner just looking at this picture!  This has to be the worst thing ever… well OK, within the last month or two!

There is a supposed price tag of $100K on this video with SugarDVD looking to get their hands on it.  Come on now, really, this has to be the worst investment you could ever think of!  You couldn’t pay me to watch this shit and yet there will be many out there that will pay to see it.  Shortly after those few do, their eyes are going to burn out of their sockets, sex will no longer be an option for at least 6 months, and they’ll have trouble holding down their food for weeks!

• Tim McGraw almost gets crazy on one of his fans – HollyWire
• Heidi Montag’s music almost kills a guy! – Geno’s World
• Ali Larter pictures from Allure Magazine are hot! – HQ Celebrity
• Some fake celebrity porn with Heidi Klum – Ninja Dude

• Brooke Hogan shows off her boobs for Maxim – Anything Hollywood
• OMG Mini-Me has a sex tape! – IDLYITW
• Angelina Love’s uncensored photo session – WND
• Charlize Theron looking great – WWTDD
• How bout some Jennifer Lopez bikini pictures? – Egotastic

Shit if this is what is being shown on the TV show The Bachelorette then I am fixing to start watching every episode that airs!  DeAnna Pappas is this season’s bachelorette and I must say….DAMN!

These bikini pictures have to be some of the best ones I’ve seen in a while.  If you don’t think so then I just give up, there’s no use in me searching anymore today to try and top these of DeAnna Pappas!