We found these Marisa Miller swimsuit photos and figured they be worth your time. Sure, these pics of Marisa are ad photos for a swimsuit catalog, but the guys at Sports Illustrated don’t exactly publish their annual swimsuit issue every month – so this is what you get.

Did I mention Marisa and her SI photos above?

Kristin Cavallari like totally just got her hair like done — and was sooo surprised to see that someone actually cared enough to snap a few candid photos of her walking down the street. So her hair looks ok. Nothing special going on with that, so flash back to the blue bikini-phase Kristin went through a while back.

•  Is Pam Anderson getting back together with Tommy Lee? – HQ Celebrity
• Ashley Tisdale denies rumors of a 2nd nose job – Geno’s World
• Scarlett Johansson lets a nipple pop out! – Right Celebrity
• Penelope Cruz bikini pictures on vacation – Celebslam
• Jessica Simpson has a new boyfriend – Ninja Dude
• Victoria Beckham knows how to dress – WWTDD
• Topless pictures of Keeley Hazell – Egotastic
• Miley Cyrus attracts all the paparazzi -Just Jared

Lindsay Lohan is so happy about her sex tape — but it’s not what you think! Apparently all the recent Lilo sex-tape-talk was a bit premature, because there is no sex tape — currently. But sources close to the actress say there definitely is a sex tape floating around!

After Lindsay received word that a video featuring her had hit the internet, she jumped on the phone and yelled into it, barking, “How could you! I trusted you!” So that pretty much sums it up. Now it’s just a matter of time.

It’s about time FHM has brought some new pictures of Keeley Hazell this year.  We’ve had to sit here and look at these old 2007 FHM pictures and that shit just doesn’t cut it here.  We need up to date stuff damn it!  And what we say is what goes.

Rachel Bilson heated things up in GQ Magazine a while back and now she’s strutting her stuff in Stuff Magazine!  Rachel has really turned up the heat lately and yes it has gotten our attention.

NewsToob Tip: Getting our attention really isn’t that hard of a thing to do.  You just gotta show some skin and look good doing it…either that or make a complete ass out of yourself!

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Jennifer Lopez may have pulled a baby double, but now she’s trying for the trifecta! That’s because she said she plans to participate in a triathlon! Jennifer gave birth to twins Max and Emme last month, but says a triathalon is definitely in her future. “Probably in October, September/October… I want my babies to be proud of me,” Jennifer told People magazine.

Jennifer has already dropped much of the weight that she had gained during pregnancy, but insists she is in no hurry to loose it all — because she is so busy enjoying her babies right now.

Bonus Jennifer Lopez Photos from Bazaar:

Kelly Brook can be found in the upcoming edition of Zoo magazine, but why wait when you can check them out right here and right now! Let’s see what can I say about Kelly and her photoshoot with Zoo. Well, there are only these three photos — so I’m sorry you can only drool for about 15 minutes — then move on to her candids.

Katie Holmes has finally hit the wall! I guess she could really only take so much Tom Cruise before she finally collapsed from all of his Scientological bullshit. All I can say is that Katie is even tougher than I gave her credit for! Star magazine reports:

“When Katie recently lunched at her favorite restaurant, L.A.’s Joan’s on Third, it was obvious that something was terribly wrong. She seemed exhausted, her skin was pale, and she looked feeble and emaciated. “She gave us a weak smile and wave before leaving out the back door,” says an eyewitness at the restaurant. Once outside, a confused and unsteady Katie braced herself against the doorframe before her bodyguard carefully guided her into a waiting SUV.”

Are you surprised that Katie broke down? Is anyone out there surprised? If you are a regular reader of this site, you know we think Tom is a complete and total nut-job! Katie was a saint that got into something way over her head and now the so-called “heaven” is over! Get your kid and get the hell out! — More about her breakdown!

Police have confirmed that Richie Sambora has been arrested on a DUI charge in Laguna Beach, California. The Bon Jovi guitarist was pulled over just before 11 pm last night after police said they spotted Richie driving eraticaly on the road!

Richie was driving his Hummer and was with three unidentified women, one adult and two juveniles. (more…)